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Pixiv Pchat: Double A power (Ann+Arzen)

Warning: If homosexuality and erotic representations offend you, please do not click the picture links below. You’ll regret it. I mean it.
注意:リンクはエロ、ホモの表現があるので、嫌なら、クリックしないでください。

Last night I joined和樽san’s (no idea how to pronounce the kanji)first pchat and found Ann san there…with a very tiny Nobara. I made my little WOL approach her, offering a cucumber. As usual, I was really excited to see her and the smexy Frioniel’s she draws. I drew Zidane getting nibbled by Kuja, as a door gift to 和樽san.

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From there, everyone switched to fella mode… I felt lucky to be able to catch Ann san’s rare sketch of Zidane and Kuja. 

I was drooling over her sketch when she did it again. Erasing without warning. I drew a very pissed emoticon in tears and called her a bully. I was surprised she responded with a smexy Nobara, apologising casually. What else to draw except WOL?はぁはぁ(^p^)

Picture: WOLがフリにいじめ (注:キス、ティナフェラ) 

The host never expected things to get so erotic… nor that she would be participating in a sequence(BL)show for the first time. I told the host to throw away all her inhibitions. Ann san commented that I’m直球(ちょくきゅうmeaning frank). The host shed her innocent demeanor and contributed the most smexy stuff in the discussion. The best was when she input the lines into the speech bubbles, it was so erotic, I told her I can’t continue drawing any further. The host declared that she’ll send us her WOL Frio erotic stories via email, in exchange for our illustrations. Ann san was quite reluctant to take on such a huge job so I proposed a collaboration… (///)ドキドキ I wasn’t sure if she’d want to work with me, a non-Japanese. I was overwhelmed when she said she’s very happy to collaborate and that it’s her first time doing so with anyone. やった!!!はぁはぁはあぁ!!! 

Picture: フリが目を隠し (注:キス、目隠しプレー)

Then takamin sensei wiped everything just when Ann san and I were making WOL and Nobara go to the next level. During the break, Ann san started sketching a full nude of Nobara. Not surprisingly, she hid the interesting part with a black block.www

Picture: 先生来た後、休憩時間 (注:全裸)

Ann san started sketching a feverish Nobara… I can’t help but add chaos to the canvas with noseblood and the Hentai of Light. wwwcapture17julc1 It was past midnight and the host joined in the delicious sequence show as Nobara. It was a night of lost innocence.www

Picture: フリWOLとWOLフリPart1 、 フリWOLとWOLフリPart2 (注:キス、全裸、性的表現、カオス)

I guess I’ve to thank Ying san for making her privacy request on that night.

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Pixiv Pchat: Kichiku infection(日常:俺はストーカーか?)

Warning: If homosexuality and erotic representations offend you, please do not click the picture links below. You’ll regret it. I mean it.
注意:リンクはエロ、ホモの表現があるので、嫌なら、クリックしないでください。

Ying san’s yome, Kuroro san hosted a pchat session last evening. Tamakichi san also put up a WOL pchat invitation in the same evening. It’s my biggest dilemma for the month. In the end, I concluded that since I’ve never participated in Kuroro san’s pchat before, I decided to give Tamakichi san’s tempting pchat a miss.残念100%!

Ann san, Ying san, Nobon san, H(entai)oshida san, amo san, even Xilla san were there, sketching delicious pics and having deep discussions on procuring Dissidia doujins. My first pic was a seme Nobara in a suit. Ying san suggested glasses for him and turned him into a Kichiku (Sadism) Nobara.capture12jula

Then the infection began.

Xilla san was sketched a delicious Nobara in apron pic and a sexy WOL pic… Without warning, Xilla san erased the picture before everyone could screencap. It’s very sadistic of Xilla san.

I got Ann san to draw her lovely Frioniel in tears and couldn’t help but get my WOL to join in. Haahaa. Can never get enough of her delicate Nobara drawings.

Picture: Frionel in tears and WOL in glasses (注:鬼畜眼鏡?)

She started sketching a censored nude pic of Another Frio and as usual, I added Nobara into the pic. I was appalled when she increased the censoring black mass over Frio’s groin. My artistic principle is ‘Less is more’. Then she added ‘拡大'(Enlarge) on the black mass.(゚∀゚)

Picture: Nude Another Frio and Nobara (注:裸体)

Then without warning, she erased her pic to nothingness. Before I could screencap the completed picture. Another Kichiku infected.

Picture: Kuroro san’s WOL Frio (注:萌え)

Neither Kuroro san was immune to the spread.

For my exit pic, I decided to experiment with Nobara seme and WOL uke.

Picture: Frio seme WOL uke (注:エロ)

I think I really need to work on my perspective.

Now for news on the more ordinary part of my life. Yesterday, I took the train to Orchard for my weekly Japanese classes. While waiting at the platform, I noticed a pretty good looking guy with a guitar slung over his left shoulder. He looks so delicate and deliciously uke I can’t help staring. I switched my attention back to Dissidia after getting on the train. When I arrived at Orchard and took the escalator towards the Ion exit, I noticed the slim man with the guitar slung over his shoulder ahead of me. Haa haa.

In the evening, after a nice romantic dinner with Miss Ringo at the airport, I took a bus and alighted at the MRT station near my home. As I walked towards the overhead bridge, I saw the same guy with the guitar in front of me! The sheer coincidence and my slow pace made me look like a stalker. I admit that I tried to catch up so I can ogle at his uke-licious face. Haahaa.

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Pixiv Pchat:Vitamin E(ro)

Warning: If homosexuality and erotic representations offend you, please do not click the picture links below. You’ll regret it. I mean it.
注意:リンクはエロ、ホモの表現があるので、嫌なら、クリックしないでください。

Last night, I participated in Furuko san’s pchat for the first time. It was great seeing familiar names in the chat room.. I had a great feast, rich in Vitamin E(ro). It’s an important part in everyone’s diet. (^p^) 

Furuko san started with an appetiser, Nobara with lemon (left). It whetted my appetite (はぁはぁ). Ann san cooked up a delicious hors d’oeuvre (bottom) and my WOL enhanced the Nobara flavour with tabasco sauce and lemon juice (centre).

Picture: Hors d’oeuvre (注:裸体、血)

 For the entree, I served up Nobara and WOL while Ying san’s Another Frio got toasted with a fiery Megane Nobara. 

Picture: Entree  (注:フェラ含み、キス)

For the main course…

It’s Nobara stuffed with WOL.WOLをのばらに詰め.

Picture:Main course (注:フェラ、セックス)

Ann san’s Nobara stuffed with WOL is flash grilled and covered in cream. It was my favourite dish for the night.(はぁはぁはぁぁぁーはあ!!!)

I really enjoyed collaborating with fellow chefs like Ann san, Ying san…et al and collecting their orgasmic gourmet creations. The chefs and guests are absolutely lovely. \(^p^)/

Gochisousamadeshita!!!!はぁはぁはあああ!!!貧血しちゃったYO!

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Pixiv Pchat: And I thought I’d never go beyond 3 am…

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Left: Nobara, Right: Tamakichi san’s original creation, Hentai of Light (HOL).

I left Tamakichi san’s chatroom at 5a.m. (Japan time 6 a.m.).

It’s a real surprise that I woke at 10 a.m. today. Don’t know where the energy came from. I love these people! Although I can’t understand 50% of what was discussed, it seems gag and ero is enough to break the language barrier.

That particular paint chat was special for me because
1: It’s the first time I got to participate in a Hoihoi session with Ying san.
2: First time I stayed up til 5 a.m.
3: The Hentai of Light (below), by Tamakichi san
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HOL: Tamakichi san
Nobara, Butz: Nobon san
Onion Knight, Cloud of Darkness: Miran san
Squall:<|>w<|>

My eyebags have upgraded to Louis Vuitton but I don’t mind at all. I’m happy with the treasures I’ve hauled up from there.<(^p^)/

The treasures are absolutely scandalous. If you can’t stomach homosexual themes, yaoi, hentai (?), please do not proceed to read more.

You chose to proceed… do not regret. www

    鬼畜調教

Kichiku WOL: <|>w<|> , Uke Nobara: Tamakichi san , Yandere Nobara: Ying san

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    Yingさんと初ホイホイ

俺たちの家族が知ったら、絶対殺される!
Neko Nobara, Ex Death, Uke Nobara: Ying san
Hello Kitty WOL, Emperor, Another Frio: <|>w<|>

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Pixiv Pchat:Frioniel Sandwich anyone? (R-18)

I’m getting eyebags… thanks to the late nights of passion, staring at my husband (Dell Inspiron) and fondling my daughter (Wacom Intuous).

Ok, I’ve gone pchatting again last night and this time, the main character theme is Frioniel. The participants were wild, highly amusing and very easy-going. They are just so lovely!!! The host Tamakichi san was very amiable and hospitable. They don’t seem to mind that I’m a non-Japanese nor my lousy Japanese. I’ve met a few condescending individuals in other pchats and most of the time I’m treated the way a gaijin is treated…alienated.

We started off drawing nekomimi Frio. My WOL got to put a leash on Hoshida san’s Frio. Then as the night wore on, things got a little R-18, as usual. They started discussing on their favourite coupling: Nobara x Another Frio, Nobara x Warrior of Light etc. The coupling they desired to see was Another Frio x Nobara x Another Frio. I didn’t really understand this combination and Ying san explained that it’s a threesome:  2 Another Frio and Nobara.

Me: 3P?!

テ●●● san: Nobara Sandwich.

Sandwich…yummy. And my ero instinct was piqued, resulting in the pic I did today. My favourite frame is the one where WOL’s shadow falls over the sandwich. Don’t ask me why. It’s my own artistic preference.

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What followed later in the night (12am?) is too depraved to mention. So I’ll just upload some screenshots (Haaa?!). It’s exasperating for me with my limited Japanese vocabulary and lousy grammar. Out of desperation, I asked for everyone’s help to fill in the speech bubbles. It became ‘Feel free to fill in your favourite line’ event, officiated by Tamakichi san. It was a perfect group collaboration.

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The funniest was I kept changing ‘partners’ because they had to go to bed and wake early for work the next day. My last partner was Kanako san who finally helped to bring the whole spectacle to a close.

I got 2 marriage proposals last night… (-///-)

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Moving House-No Internet No Life

We’re going to move into a rental flat by the end of June. There’s no ready internet access in my new room and I feel like dying already…(インターネット中毒)

Dissidia Paintchat theme: Armor and Bikini

Dissidia Paintchat theme: Armor and Bikini

The worst thing is not knowing what goes on in Pixiv.net. The opportunity (social) cost of missing out a DFF paintchat is high, for me at least. Paintchat is a great place to meet gregarious and fun Pixiv members who share the same moral standards as me (Morals?What morals?). Kudos to Ying san for introducing me to the site. Now I’m hooked. Wish I could pchat with her at least once.

I pchatted with Leona last night. Omigoood, her seme WOL was hugging my Frio… when my PC hung.Damn! When I logged on once more she had left and the picture was no longer there. うぼぁー!

Work in Progress: My yome, Warrior of Light (愛してるぅ!!!)

Work in Progress: My yome, Warrior of Light (愛してるぅ!!!)

Now I’m thinking of signing up for a wireless package which comes with a USB modem. I could use it in office too but strictly for personal use only. Not sure if it could support my appetite for free movies though…

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Mid-March 2009 (ホワイトデーおめでとう)

To all lovers, friends and narcissists, may love blossom in thy hearts everlasting for others and more importantly, for thyself. Happy (belated) White Day!

Who is afraid of being single? I’ve never really gave much thought about my status of singlehood except worry about dying a virgin. In a world where we can buy sensory pleasures or even enjoy them for free (…with google, pron becomes so accessible), somehow the prospect of marriage has paled to a mere contract to share assets ($, HDB flat, kids) and liabilities (erm, kids?) and oh, definitely the expenses must be apportioned. Well, that’s a cynical, biased and cataclysmic view on marriage and I bonk myself for that.
Anyway, I started giving this a little thought when my Japanese language instructor, Night sensei, expressed her desire to get hitched. She’s in her late twenties, pretty, has no interest in IT and always cheerfully correcting our mistakes. Whenever we come across an example where the character is making a marriage proposal or is going on a date, she’ll remind us of her marital status. I sense a perfectionist and an urgency in her and it’s making me a wee bit anxious.
Who doesn’t count the years of singlehood like a prison inmate waiting to be freed by her prince charming (… I suppose)? That incessant ticking of the biological clock.
Try looking at it with another perspective. Count down the days of singlehood when one can still dream of so many possibilities of life and love, to be loved and cared by one’s family before marriage to another person. After that, one will have to enter his own little world where he’ll learn to love and care for the spouse (and kids, if any) and think of nothing more. Of course some people decide to jump ship which leaves alot of mess in their own lives, not to mention the collateral emotional damage done to the people around them. Aaah~ Only a selfish and cowardly bastard like me can hold a narrow view such as this. Or make that a jaded Romantic addicted to BL material.

*ファック!真殿光昭(Madono Mitsuaki), who voiced Bleach’s Kon, has voiced acted in a few BL drama CDs. When I heard his voice as the uke character, 月心(Gesshin), in 月と茉莉花(Tsuki to Matsurika) I thought they’ve got the voice actor’s name wrong in the cast list. Switching between the sex scene to Madono san’s version of Cutie Honey theme song nearly gave me a stroke. The contrast was too much to handle. ><

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