好きなBLの「受け」君、お前の苦痛を感じた。(Constipation is a pain in the ass)

This is probably the 3rd time in my life I’ve ever had such a hard time doing the most natural physical activity known to all living organisms on this earth.

It all began after I took some milk of magnesia and diarrhoea pills to quell my intestinal fallout.

Day one: no shit.

Day two: Ate more fruits. Still no shit.

Day three: Went to yoga class. Drank some papaya soyamilk shake. No shit.

Day four: Went for 2 yoga classes. Drank some more papaya soyamilk shake. No luck.

Day five: Did various yogic positions which can nudge some peristaltic movement in my unresponsive digestive system. No shit.

Day six: All hell broke loose. 

My anus is so sore I could hardly sit on the chair. The worst part about the whole fecal situation was when it just stayed between my insides and the outside world. Every small movement is stretching my poor sphincter to its limits. Perspiring profusely and groaning, having a BL book in my hand is not really helping (perhaps to gnaw on it to stop myself from screaming).

I was totally spent after the hard piece of excreta, the size of a hand grenade, landed into bowl with a loud ‘plop’. My butt is so sore I doubt I would ever know the pleasure of defecating…

好きなBLの「受け」君、お前の苦痛 (快感?じゃねYO!) を感じた。

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