…マ,マジスか?!俺は…SEME?!

I was exploring some oebbs links after relieving the itch in my left hand.
One of them is a site that ranks the top 100 (a million?)personality analysis sites.
So I went ahead with the TOP winner of the pack, a personality analysis on one’s sexual character.

Uke-Seme Level Check
無邪気攻めぇぇぇ??!!
What the hell???
An innocent/ingenuous/trusting (according to Collins Eng-Jap Dictionary) active??!!
The following analysis, however, does say something about me which I… have no comments on.

‘…You’re the type whose love relationships can get awkward and bungled up.’ [How can I screw one up when I don’t have one in the 1st place?]
‘…Although you appear to forgive the person and forget the incident, once you’re alone, you tend to think hard about the incident.’ [Kill,kill,kill,kill,kill,kill,kill- King Lear, Shakespeare]
‘…Because you desire happiness/ pleasure, you are a person with motives and a lot of scheming.’ [*evil glint*]
‘…With a refreshing smile and sweet tone of voice, you can capture the heart of your partner. Once caught, he/she cannot escape.’ [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!My Arse!*sweet voice*]

And finally…

Khow Wee Tingさんにもうすぐ出来るのは…妹です!
(The person whom KWT is able to ’do’ soon is… (her)younger sister!)

I’m straight and I’m not into paedophilic incest. The furthest I could probably go is sadomasochism, thank you very much.
Here’s a melting candle to the Top ranked personality analysis site.

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