Life at GoNSaikang: Week 8 Boys are Cock

What’s wrong with guys nowadays in Singapore?

They’ve become less masculine, less reliable and less hunk.
Sometimes when I shuttle to work and back at the MRT, I never fail to notice how vertically challenged the average Singaporean guy is. (height not length. I don’t have X-ray vision.)

Once, I saw a slim bespectacled man with fair skin and couldn’t suppress a guffaw. He looked like a typical Boy’s Love comic character. The one who always gets his ass xxxed.
Pastel blue shirt and dark grey pants plus spectacles with black rims. Moe, no?

Then there’s another incident where I managed to squeeze myself into the packed evening train and stood in front of 3 male youths. One of them, a lanky, grungily-dressed teen was leaning towards his friend. Then he started clamping his lips onto his friend’s shoulder.

I don’t get it. Hungry?

His friend just continued talking to the 3rd guy and occasionally brushed his face away when he got too close to the neck. Someone should get this hungry kid a girlfriend before he clamps his mouth onto the guy’s tits.

At GaNaSaikang, there’s a male colleague called Willy who’s been ordained by Accounting Heaven to receive chastisement from my manager weekly. This week was especially severe.

Manager: Willy, what is the status of ABC Co. ? Have you gotten the documents signed and notified the client?

Willy: Um…Ah… Ya, maybe.

Manager: What do you mean maybe? Yes or No? You don’t even know the documents have been signed already yesterday!

Willy: Oh… When I went for outside audit…Ya! I wasn’t there.

Manager: And you never bothered to check? Dunno this dunno that, everything also dunno! Willy, you’ve been here for quite a long time and you still dunno how to get things done?
Why can’t you do things properly? Even the attachments'(interns) can do it better than you!

Ouchie.
Was that painfully embarassing or what?
Anyway, he’s about the same age as the manager (about 28yrs old) and yet does not seem to mind getting ordered around and reprimanded by my manager this way.

I suggest he change his name since he’s better off as a castrato.
(FYI, Willy is not a whale, it’s slang for dick/cock/penis.)

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