Monthly Archives: February 2006

~Falling in Love with ACCOUNTING THEORY~Plus, Homosexual Anime Video[Japanese only].

I enjoyed the Accounting theory seminar today. I worship J.J. Williams for making an otherwise deadly boring subject utterly entertaining with his deadpan humour. And we all thought all accountants are fatally dull,calculating cyborgs from outerspace. If that statement were a fact, then Williams must be a terrible freak of nature.

What did I get out of his class today? Let’s see, very sore sides from all the laughing, a piece of paper with my name on it and realisation that net income is not a credit item. He must be the Jim Carrey of the academic accountancy world.

After school, I head off to Funan the IT mall to shop for earphones, stopping ocassionally to stare longingly at the sexy PSPs[Valuepack $470+] and Nintendo DSs[$260+] on display. Later, I went to Liang court to visit the Kinokuniya branch and Meidiya supermarket. Ah, Basara,Soukyuu no Fafner and GGXX Midnight carnival comic anthologies are on the shelves, beckoning me to burn my wallet. I scorched it with a Basara comic anthology where one of the artists featured is Marimo Kyoukugei[曲芸まりも]. The Basara comics in her site are hilarious and she also has fanarts of Gundam Seed and FF7.

… What?

… …Video? Oh yes, the video!

I was experimenting with dbPower, converting my music into mp3 and wav formats. I wanted to capture sound clips to customize my desktop. As I started to tear the Gundam Seed Suit CD Vol 1 apart into bits with Windows Moviemaker, it struck me that I could rearrange those clips and create something.

And what a monster it was.

I don’t know if the Japanese fans will even appreciate it given my limited comprehension of the stuff spoken in the audio drama. Sorry guys for not subtitling the video but perhaps it’s better you don’t understand it. I’m not capable to give an accurate translation anyway.

Athrun:Yattenai?Zenzen mattaku, nani mo yattenai?!

Kira: Un…

I just guessed it could have meant“unable to do?There’s absolutely nothing you can do?”. I may be wrong. From that assumption, well, I imagined Athrun is disappointed Kira couldn’t do anything. And my imagination is really wild ha..ha.

Athrun: Mou…Nani yattenda yo omae wa? He is expresing his exasperation with“Arrgh…What have you been doing(or is it, what can you do?)?”

Kira:Eeah…Therefore[refer to Athrun’s complaint that there’s nothing Kira could do], nothing has been done, as I’ve said.

Athrun: Hen na tokoro de age wa shiteruna! I have no idea what that means but I interprete “hen na tokoro”as “unnatural place”.

Kira: Sorry…

xxxxxxxx… [subtitle: This is a girls’ side video.My apologies[to those who are disgusted/offended].] And those 2 guys? I don’t know what they are doing. Really. I have no idea. What do you think they are doing without any clothes on? [Looping sound clips really is fun ]

Kira: Uuh… ta… [subtitle: kita! which means “[I] came”.]

Athrun: Aarr… enough already!

Following that which got my creative juices running was Athrun’s “soko janai tteba!Nani o yattenda yo Kira wa?!”It means “No!I’ve already said not there! What are you doing Kira?!”. I’m over 20, of a legal age to understand what goes on in the bedroom. If you don’t understand the subtle implications then you have a very clean head.

Kira replies to Athrun’s complaints that although the latter is giving him a helping hand, he nags too much with “Hora, wrong there””not there” and “next,is this” when after all, it’s [the results are] still the same.

Athrun:Sigh~ Sigh~ Kira~

Kira: Athrun, because you are noisy[that’s why…]. (subtitle: Eh?Who’s this?)[that guy’s Camus,also played by Kira’s voice actor]

Athrun:Huh…? What? (subtitle: The guy just now, what was that?)

*giggles* Sou dayo ne.Muchakucha nani kata suru kedo…, I’m not sure but I interprete it as “As I thought, although you do things in a messy/confused way…,”

I-Ya-Da. “I-don’t-like.”

Kira:Geh?!Sonna… …”Eh?! That… …”

Athrun… Athrun!

Bikkuri shite kao wa ageru to, Athrun ga sukoshi warai nara so itta.

I must say that is my favourite part of the video with Athrun giving such a evil sneer~nyari. I inteprete “Bikkuri…so itta.”as“I gave him a shocked look and, Athrun gave a small smile,if that was what it was.”

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Cosplay?KUSOttare~~~UsotsukiBakayarou PLUS Rolling Bomber Video

KUSO~Kuso!Kuso!Kusooo!
I was anticipating a great number of cosplayers at *Scape but never have I felt more cheated in my life. Cosplay isn’t the main event, charity flea market is! Miss 1wrong and I braved the scorching afternoon heat to see some good cosplay only to find a rickety school fundraising event. We caught a %$#% looking Archangel Captain Murrue and 2 Edward Elrics from Full Metal Alchemist. That’s all the cosplay there is.
Kuso!Bakayarou!Kutabare!Shinjimae!Bukkoroshitai wa yo!WRYYyyy!!!

Enough of the kuso swearing. Here’s a major funny video that makes fun of the Power rangers genre. It stars the frontman of Japanese pop group SMAP, Shingo Katori. Let’s yell ‘NAAAaaa-!’.

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.Blow job in the MoRning Train. [R18]

This morning, I was caught in a huge squeeze on board the MRT. It was so crowded that I nearly pressed my face onto the glass doors. Haha, that’d be a funny sight for those at the platform.
As the crowd began to ease after Braddel, I moved myself to the inner confines of the carriage. It really pisses me off when Singaporeans don’t take the initiative to make space by moving into the middle. I was already devising ways to deliver violent pain onto the person who refused to remove the pole out of the crack of his fat ass. That idiot had the pole sandwiched between his buttocks by leaning on it so none of the passengers could hold onto it. The proper way would be to stick the pole up his *^#$ for trying to floss his butt crack with it.

Anyway, this has nothing to do with the title of today’s entry.
The following observation on a middle-aged male passenger is.

While standing in the middle of the carriage, I notice a middle-aged chinese man trying to keep his balance on the moving train. Most of the time, we just bend our knees and shift our weight to keep in balance. But this guy was bending his knees and making pelvic thrusts, in a manner not unlike that of Mr Bean.
So throughout the journey, he was thrusting his crotch towards the face of a sleeping male passenger sitting in front of him. I couldn’t help but restrain myself from bursting into laughter. I don’t know about the rest of the passengers who were mostly so engrossed in their Today newspapers to notice porno activity happening in front of their noses.
I could imagine what the middle-aged guy would be saying as he thrusted away.

Guy: C’mon baby. Open that mouth of yours. Say ‘AAaahh…’ *thrust thrust*
Sleeping Guy: SNORE…

Guy: Blow me baby. I want to come before City Hall. *thrust thrust*

Maybe I should consider producing scripts for the ever -so-lucrative porno industry as a last career resort. Comments anyone?

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保志総一朗 – The Voice –



Souichirou Hoshi, the voice actor for Kira Yamato in Gundam SEED/ Destiny. Before that, he was Sun Goku,the monkey, in Saiyuki Reload (Athrun’s voice actor, Ishida Akira, was Hakkai,the pig while Rey za Burrel’s voice actor, Toshihiko Seki, was Sanzo, the monk.)
From SEED onwards, I took on an interest in watching anime in which he is involved just to hear how versatile his voice could be. But Hoshi isn’t the first voice actor or seiyuu to spark my interest in the voice talents department. Credit goes to Takehito Koyasu in Bobobobobobobo for his ability to move from low bass to squeaky soprano, all in a single character. He is also the seiyuu of Mwu la Fllaga/Neo Lorrnoke.

Back to Hoshi, I never knew his versatility until I heard him yell “O, Oyakatasama!!!” in Sengoku BASARA (戦国バサラ) as Sanada Yukimura(真田幸村). I never knew he could be capable of playing the hot-blooded type. When I first heard the red guy yell, my mind went blank. The contrast was too huge that my brain couldn’t function from the shock. When I listened to a voice sample for 真田幸村 in the official website, my mind would still lapse into emptiness occassionally.
Since then, I added “Sengoku BASARA” section in my website to deposit the fruits of my kuso creativity.

The same cannot be said for Meine Liebe Weider, a suspiciously Boys’ Love anime. It’s about a school and a lot of bishounens 美少年. One particular character called Camus made my ears prick. I thought to myself,” Aha, here’s a seiyuu who is most likely to be female.” My god, and this petite character is the delicate physique, passive type who is typically uke-ed(受け) by the other boys in a Boys Love situation. [R18]

When I saw the staff credits, I lost consciousness.
Camus

Camus is…

Camus is… …

played by 保志総一郎!?!

真田幸村?!

キラヤマト?!Kira Yamato?!

KUSOoo!!!

And that’s not all…
Athrun’s voice actor, Ishida Akira (石田彰) played Naoji.
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Yzak Jule’s voice actor, Tomokazu Seki( 関智一)plays Eduard.(he is also the voice behind Doraemon)
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Then there’s Raww la Kreuze/Rey za Burrel’s voice actor Toshihiko Seki (関俊彦) as Ludwig.

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Finally, Mwu la Fllaga/Neo Lorrnoke’s voice actor Takehito Koyasu(子安武人) as Isaac. (Looks like the Astray Blue frame pilot in Gundam SEED Astray)。クークックックックー

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Kuso~ I shouldn’t have watched Miene Liebe weider. BL Kuso.

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